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A friendly tip from the manufacturers of PAZZOOM's Newest Coffee Flavor: 

Tango Orange-Flavored Instant Coffee Drink.

AVOID DANGEROUS ACTIVITIES!

Listen, everyone agrees that it's fun to play on the railroad tracks.  And it's often tempting to run and jump right off the roof of your neighbor's house.  But there's good evidence to suggest that such behavior often leads to more dangerous activities, such as voting for dishonest politicians or buying things advertised on the television.  So the best course of action (we're fully convinced of this) is to stay away from iron rails, and to abstain from jumping off anything higher than a chair.  If the thrill of life continues to nag at you, and you simply must do something wild and pointless, then try going from store to store in the mall, and begging for free merchandise.  And remember, whatever else you do, be sure to drink plenty of PAZZOOM Instant Coffee!

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HEY!  YOU'RE NOT DRINKING YOUR COFFEE!

Don't forget that PAZZOOM Fine Coffee is also available in Regular Grind, Daily Grind, and Organ Grinder blends!   Have you tried PAZZOOM Perfecto Espresso?   You don't know what you're missing!  Freshly roasted espresso coffee beans that you grind and press yourself — or use our handy PAZZOOM Espresso Maker machine!    Makes Espresso Perfecto in less than a minute!

Try a hot, fresh cup of PAZZOOM Coffee today!  Make plans now to enjoy PAZZOOM fine coffee every morning.  Be sure to drink PAZZOOM at lunch time, suppertime, snack time and all the time!  Tell your friends to join you in drinking lots of hot cups of PAZZOOM every day!  And be sure to use PAZZOOM when making your favorite iced coffee drinks, such as delicious PAZZOOM Marbled Frappuccinos.  Nothing makes a better frap than PAZZOOM!